Motorola and Verizon
Oooooh, look how sleek and cool our phones are! Just sign this contract for two fucking years (with a massive penalty should you ever realize that our service sucks and you want to leave). Oh, did we forget to mention that the battery last 23 seconds? Handy for a mobile phone, isn't it? We've conveniently buried everything you want to do in difficult to navigate menus, and feature unresponsive buttons that only work when the phone is in your pocket. Don't you wish you had an iPhone instead? Oh wait, you SIGNED A CONTRACT! BWAH HA HA HA HAAAA