The people who don't chop the lettuce at the salad bar enough
I HATE these people. I should never stab my fork into a salad and pull out a leaf of lettuce the size of my hand. Burn the extra six calories it takes to do a second pass and finish the job so we can fit this into our mouths with out slapping our noses with dressing. And if you're the same people who cut grilled chicken into foot-long strips and dump it in a tray next to the lettuce, I have some Italian relatives in Jersey who wish to speak to you...