Eva Longoria
"'I've lost a lot of jobs because I was too pretty. And everybody's like, 'Oh, poor you.' But seriously, you don't get the good roles when you're beautiful.'"
Are you kidding me? Shut up! Do you stand outside the Entertainment Tonight studios so you can be interviewed on every show? Lady, you are two years away from being a regular star of USA Network and Lifetime movies...not soon enough.