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Super-Premium Gas

Super-Premium Gas

Who are you fooling? Does my car drive faster? Will it make my lease payments go down? Do you think I'm going to cash in a mutual fund so I can burn fuel with a higher ph-balance or lower calories than the regular stuff? Stop! Why don't we have one thing...we'll call it "gas"... and we just all use it. Or better yet, get on that whole alternative fuel thing so we can stop learning Persian and whiping out caribou.

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