You may think of me simply as a merchant of whimsy, but I'm also quite the fashion plate. Oodgie can tell you that my fashion sense is truly one-of-a-kind, and she and I often have spirited debates on what to wear.
Most designers have already launched their fall collections, but those men among us who aren't celebrities or metrosexuals didn't take notice. Instead, our acute nose for prevailing male tastes have led us to more interesting aesthetic waters. As an alternative to what the fashion snobs amongst the cultural elite and on Bravo will tell you, let me highlight the falls hottest fashions with samples from my own collection.
The Classic Collection
Marked by it's simple designs and clean lines, this collection is perfect for both casual and formal wear. Durable and nearly impervious to ridicule, these form the basic cornerstones of any men's wardrobe.
The Active Collection
Made from soft, breathable fabric, these items reflect your active lifestyle and loudly proclaim "I went to a school" and "I like a sports team." A rich palette of colors, from light gray to a slightly darker gray, will bring flexibility and class to your most rugged, demanding activities.
The Designer Collection
Exquisite mimicry of actual hipster shirts is hard to come by, but the top designers at the Gap and Old Navy have created designs that almost look unique! You're unlike to see anything like them unless you go outside, and these handsome items make a profound statement: "I want to look cool, but I'm too cheap to pay for it."
The Vintage Collection
Also known as the Banned Collection, these sport unique designs which honor great moments in history and stellar artifacts of cultural significance. So cool even your spouse will be embarrassed if she stands next to you. "Repellent" is this season's "awesome!" (Note: due to
a tragic fire demands from key investment partners, some limited edition designs are no longer available.)
The Signature Collection
Our Signature Collection is a unique offering which enables you to truly express yourself with style and panache. Show off your mastery of movie quotes, or acknowledge your retro tendencies. Some of our designs are so intriguing even the cognoscenti of hipsterdom will be left speechless. (Warning: some designs are so hip that they become unhip overnight**. We cannot be held responsible for damages due to cultural negligence.)
If you'd like me to come to your home for a free consultation, please e-mail me with available dates and the approximate number of dart boards and pool tables in the immediate vicinity.
** Yep, that's a plane. And that there on the right is a snake.