I love to read. We have walls of books, boxes of them in storage, and the requisite discount cards at Barnes & Noble and Borders. I can spend hours browsing in the Strand, flipping through art books or scanning the spines on the shelves. I've got half a dozen magazine subscriptions, and carry four to five magazines with me almost everywhere I go. It is one of my deepest hopes that I pass along a love of learning and literature (not just Good Night, Gorilla) to Cheeky.
There's one problem. I am a slooooooow reader. Moraines form while I read.
I'll get halfway through a page and go back to reread it because my brain skipped the light fandango and started thinking about spackle or Enter the Dragon. Or I’ll find some shiny object that distracts me for days at a time. Or I'll put my head on the pillow after which the 30 second countdown begins before I’m in deep REM. Not even Jack Bauer can stop that countdown, no matter how loud he yells at me.
Right now I'm really in a rut, because in March I started the Pillars of the Earth. SIX months ago. If you haven't read it (or aren't able to lift it) it involves the building of a cathedral in medieval Britain and the lives and politics of the people involved. I guess it’s sort of a classic, and I like it. EXCEPT THAT IT'S GIANT!
I just checked the last page, and in the upper right-hand corner I’m pretty sure it says "page 50 gazillion." (could be wrong…not wearin’ my glasses) I don't work out enough to carry this thing around! Here's an untouched photograph of me standing next to it.
I have to go outside to read it, because it doesn't fit in our house.
I happened to get a shot of the truck Amazon used to bring it to me, too, in case you need some perspective...
I can't exactly bring it on work trips because it pushes my luggage over airline weight limits. Setting it on my lap cuts off circulation to my extremities. And holding it with one hand while clutching desperately to the sweaty, slimy poles in the subway demands coordination that my midget hands can’t muster.
I've got several great books waiting in the wings, calling out to me with their flashy spines and their svelte, streamlined look. But I LIKE this book. I've invested in it. And damnit, I'm no quitter.
So I trudge along, pushing my dolly from room to room, turning pages at the same rate the author wrote them. Once I'm done, it's nothing but pamphlets and brochures for a couple of months. The guys from Jehovah's Witnesses will be thrilled...
Your house looks just like our house!
Also - "Pillars of the Earth" is one of Gabe's favorite books. I started reading IT one time and my cat ate some of the book, so I listened to it on tape. Now I wish I would have sucked it up and just taken the year required and read the actual book.
(ps - my kids are obsessed with the picture you posted of the book in the truck and the picture of Cheeky destroying the book cover. This might be a long day for the books in my house.)
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | August 16, 2006 at 07:54 AM
Oh my god, dude. I think I'm going to be laughing all day from those pics...
Posted by: zygote daddy | August 16, 2006 at 08:30 AM
What is this? A house for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!!!
Posted by: MetroDad | August 16, 2006 at 08:33 AM
I've seen that house somewhere before...but I can't quite place it...
Your saga of reading 'Pillars' sounds similar to my reading the Complete and Unabridged version of Hugo's "Les Miserables" my soph year in college... all 1,488 pages of it ('Pillar' has 976 pages btw)
Keep up the reading, it does rub off. Even though The PB & The J are only 4, I have to fight The PB for my copy of The Economist every week and The J likes to 'read' my Atlantic Monthly and Sporting News.
Posted by: Kemp | August 16, 2006 at 08:45 AM
Ohhh, the Strand. I'm making the Homer drooling noise right now...
Posted by: landismom | August 16, 2006 at 09:30 AM
I have to say, the picture of Cheeky tearing the book made me hurt a little. But it will pass.
Maybe you need to put down the book...or walk away and go inside your house and start a different one. Come back to it later. It will still be there.
Posted by: Melissa | August 16, 2006 at 02:39 PM
Love the pictures.
Posted by: Becky | August 16, 2006 at 04:13 PM
I hate Pillars of the Earth. I carted it around for 8 years not finishing it before it got 'lost'. I even took it to Britain to read the summer I met p-man, somehow the hash seemed to slow me down even more. Who backpacks with Ken Follet, gawd I am such a geek...
But Good Night Gorilla that's a winner!
md. that took me a few mo's but right -- read good everyone.. now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted by: mo-wo | August 17, 2006 at 01:58 AM
Not that I had any desire to read Pillars before, I think you've pretty much killed it for me. LOVE the pictures!
Posted by: kara | August 21, 2006 at 04:06 PM